I have no problem admitting I'm a total geek. I'm looking forward to reading the next Potter installment. But I don't wear my black cape outside the house. So maybe I'm not as comfortable with my geekness as I think I am.

But if this situation (*spoiler alert) doesn't qualify for an "Only in New York, kids," I'm not sure what does.

* My friend James warned me that some plot twists are revealed here. So if you're waiting until Saturday to dive into all 800+ pages, skip this one. I did too so I will neither confirm nor deny using this article since I haven't personally read it. James highly recommended it though.